last resort catch-all | toucan cabin

[finalmix]

thanks coco

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[finalmix]

[ he did steal alcohol from the bar while no one was manning it because he looks 15, please call him out on it ]

Never? What kind of life have you led?

[gravitys]

One without sleepovers.

[ No he's actually fine with Josh drinking ]

[divector]

Same here. Even when I was staying with friends, we had separate rooms.

[ he's not gonna complain because he's definitely taking a few shots ]

[gravitys]

I just...never stayed with friends?

[ He went from a gang to the mafia. ]

[finalmix]

[ look at all of you enabling terrible decisions ♡ ]

Before here, I didn't really need to sleep, so!

[ steals some snacks ]

Guess we're all doing this for the first time then~

[conceivesfrenzy]

Neither did I.

[ Alice grabbed a massive pile of sweets for the food pile and is currently working on a box of M&M's. ]

[conceivesfrenzy]

That's a surprise. I didn't know you had friends.

[ ♡ ]

[finalmix]

Did you even have friends? You don't seem the type.

[ serious question ]

[divector]

[ Just gonna popcorn behind the other two as he awaits the tea.🍿 ]

[gravitys]

Of course I have friends, they just ain't the sleepover type. We're all in the damn mafia, not high school.

[finalmix]

Huh.

[ you know what, that tracks. explains the fancy suit he's always wearing, anyway. ]

Like actually the yakuza?

[conceivesfrenzy]

You don't? Why not?

[divector]

Great, we're all in good company then.

[ They are so set! ]

[finalmix]

Eh.

[ steals some m&ms from her ]

I've always been kind of an anomaly. One of those things.

[ a+ deflection, josh ]

[conceivesfrenzy]

Well, that's a boring answer. You weren't forced to do experiments while you were locked in a basement or something?

[finalmix]

Oh, that's a good one, I'm going to incorporate it into my tragic backstory if anyone else asks.

[divector]

Makes perfect sense to me.

[ how completely unsurprising ]

[finalmix]

Gravity powers?

[ maybe he did read the profiles ]

How do you crush something like, twice your size though?

[finalmix]

[ hi5, ibuki Understands ]

[conceivesfrenzy]

I'll make sure to let everyone know about it, then!

[divector]

Hmm, someone can make a poll with tragic Joshua backstories and see which one people think is the most plausible.

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ giggles. ]

I think that's a perfect idea! We should brainstorm a few more just to give a wide enough selection for everyone.~

[divector]

Sounds like a plan to me.

Hmm, I feel like a couple of the dramas I've seen have mysterious transfer students who switch schools every year? For a reason that the class is always speculating about.

[conceivesfrenzy]

Hmmmm... like maybe he's on the run from the authorities for being the primary suspect for a massacre? And he keeps having to change his name?

[divector]

Oh, and he could have been blamed for all of that by a jealous rival. But it turns out there's a kernel of truth there, so he couldn't fully deny it.