last resort catch-all | toucan cabin

[finalmix]

thanks coco

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on the subject of tower defense: probably a doomed bonding exercise

[divector]

[ On a vaguely applicable time during the first week, a lightbulb suddenly goes off in Ibuki's head. Obviously this means he must share this idea with the class. ]

Say we are under attack by enemy Pokemon. How should we fortify the cabana?

[finalmix]

What kind of enemy Pokemon are we talking about. Type? Number of hostiles?

[ he sounds uncharacteristically serious about this ]

[gravitys]

I can just kill those.

[ ???? ]

week 1 Saturday after like, everything.

[finalmix]

Can we agree that like, if any murder happens, this cabin can and should remain untouched? I would hate to sleep here knowing that it's been desecrated by blood.

[ joshua pls ]

[divector]

Right, I'm not good at cleaning, so I'd rather not have to cleanse everything after. Please think about the location.

[ this is a highly reasonable request ]

[gravitys]

The easiest way to do that is just to have a four-way truce. Kill people who don't fuckin' live here if you gotta.

w2 post-investigation because. closes my eyes.

[finalmix]

hey besties so we're all still alive???

[ CLOSES MY EYES. ]

[divector]

morning! dozed off there but i'm awake now

wasn't planning on sleeping on a floaty but it worked out

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ she sends a very blurry selfie with a picture of a star golf ball with pink paint on it. ]

anyone wanna try licking the pink stuff and seeing what it is????????

ill pay you

[ there;s a blurry billy and lobelia in the back, also. don't question it. ]

[gravitys]

present, yeah.

week 2 pre-execution sleepover

[divector]

[ Time to make good on Chuuya's promise and have a sleepover! He's absolutely dragging in more pillow and blankets from who knows where, alongside various snacks from the cafe. ]

Hmm, am I missing anything? I don't mind hopping over elsewhere to grab a few more things.

[ Did he ask before he started doing all this? No, he actually didn't. ]

[gravitys]

[ HELP HIM he did promise and it's true there was no murder this week on their parts... ]

Fuck if I know, I've never had a sleepover.

[ Did Ibuki steal this shit ]

sunday, post-waterfall boss fight

[divector]

good morning besties

this is how mine's been so far

[ he has attached a picture of kiss #22 to this message. you're welcome. ]

[finalmix]

[ almost instantly because josh is like surgically attached to his phone what else is new: ]

after what happened this weekend i'm not sure if i should be surprised anymore
that said
get it magolor ✨ 🌈

[finalmix]

[ twenty seconds after: ]

why are u all at waterfall

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ Not that long after: ]

wow
youre a voyeur??????????

live kiss reaction part 2

[divector]

[ he just sends yet another picture ]

i feel like this is the part where i think i should be going to hell

week 4, post trial

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ Through a bit of offline interacting, everyone eventually makes it into the cabana for a post-trial session. It's late, but it doesn't really matter, because, well. ]

Well, that was fun. We sure learned a lot today, didn't we?

[ At least one of the cabin mates is in a good mood! ]

[divector]

Yes, like how I owe everyone a lot now.

[ When Ibuki showed up to the cabana earlier, he came with a shit ton of snacks.

Even he realizes that, yeah, they were all going to need to sit down and talk about this. He's uncharacteristically kind of nervous, though not so much that he's clammed up or anything like that. It's more like, he has an idea of what's coming, and oh boy, this is going to be A Lot. ]

[finalmix]

That said...

[ on a more cheerful note ]

Your guess about my tragic backstory was wrong, by the way~

[ the one about being an escaped lab experiment ]

closes my eyes this is sometime after the kittybots bring task rewards around

[finalmix]

[ sup everyone there is a giant iron maiden in the middle of the cabana now, very graciously delivered by like, a Number of Kittybots since it was kind of large and they were struggling to fit through the door.

anyway josh is like. staring at the iron maiden and is contemplating breaking into it. please encourage this terrible decision. ]

1/2

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ It's also extremely heavy, which makes it even more impressive that the kittybots were able to carry it in the first place.



Alice'd probably be thinking that if she wasn't just staring at it in what could be considered shock, as she loses a little bit of color. ]

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ And then she's fine. ]

What even is that thing? Are they giving out clearly haunted things for task rewards, now?

hey toucans, after the dragon boss fight in w5

[finalmix]

[ attached: picture of this syringe with the very very obvious kratos logo ]

so look what haruka and i found

name ring a bell?

a bit late because ibuki slept in

[divector]

uhhh one of the lab-related names right

also was that empty when you found it