last resort catch-all | toucan cabin

[finalmix]

thanks coco

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on the subject of tower defense: probably a doomed bonding exercise

[divector]

[ On a vaguely applicable time during the first week, a lightbulb suddenly goes off in Ibuki's head. Obviously this means he must share this idea with the class. ]

Say we are under attack by enemy Pokemon. How should we fortify the cabana?

[finalmix]

What kind of enemy Pokemon are we talking about. Type? Number of hostiles?

[ he sounds uncharacteristically serious about this ]

[divector]

Oh right, you were the one behind that wall of text.

[ He knew he was forgetting something important, but he didn't expect it to immediately bite him in the ass. ]

To start with... What about flying ones? And, well, six?

[ That's an actual answer that applies to Pokemon, right??? ]

[finalmix]

[ janky finger salute because ya, that was him alright, ]

Flying like, Bird Noise?

[ fuck bird noise ]

Well, if you have a sniper or something that could attack them from a range, that would probably be the most helpful. Attack them before they can attack you.

[divector]

[ He nods even though he is confused about that what means. Whatever, it's fine. ]

Good point. I wonder if we can put some sort of cover on the roof?

[finalmix]

Like a dome? Should be good enough to keep the common ones out unless you're dealing with like. 6-foot tall giant phoenix-shaped bird monsters.

[divector]

[ a bird bigger than them all... ]

Could work. At that size though, maybe it'd be better to lure them away from the cabana than set up a bulky precautionary measure.

[finalmix]

What would you lure them away with, though?

[divector]

What would a six foot bird be distracted by anyway? I know seagulls like french fries, but I'm guessing that sort of bird won't be as easily satiated.

[conceivesfrenzy]

What even is that?

[ hi, she's been here the whole time. ]

[finalmix]

Oh. [ he forgets he is no longer in Shibuya and needs to explain things. ] Noise is like, negative bits of Soul given a physical form that feed on negative emotions. They like to take the forms of animals or mythical creatures for some reason, the bird-shaped ones are particularly annoying.

[ that explanation is like B-grade but since when has josh ever been Helpful ]

[gravitys]

I can just kill those.

[ ???? ]

[divector]

Well, that certainly is one way to handle tower defense.

[gravitys]

I somehow doubt we're gonna have to worry about that exact issue.

[finalmix]

Gravity powers?

[ maybe he did read the profiles ]

How do you crush something like, twice your size though?

[gravitys]

I can use it on me, too.

[finalmix]

... Not answering the question.

[ raised brow. ]