last resort catch-all | toucan cabin

[finalmix]

thanks coco

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on the subject of tower defense: probably a doomed bonding exercise

[divector]

[ On a vaguely applicable time during the first week, a lightbulb suddenly goes off in Ibuki's head. Obviously this means he must share this idea with the class. ]

Say we are under attack by enemy Pokemon. How should we fortify the cabana?

[finalmix]

What kind of enemy Pokemon are we talking about. Type? Number of hostiles?

[ he sounds uncharacteristically serious about this ]

[divector]

Oh right, you were the one behind that wall of text.

[ He knew he was forgetting something important, but he didn't expect it to immediately bite him in the ass. ]

To start with... What about flying ones? And, well, six?

[ That's an actual answer that applies to Pokemon, right??? ]

[finalmix]

[ janky finger salute because ya, that was him alright, ]

Flying like, Bird Noise?

[ fuck bird noise ]

Well, if you have a sniper or something that could attack them from a range, that would probably be the most helpful. Attack them before they can attack you.

[divector]

[ He nods even though he is confused about that what means. Whatever, it's fine. ]

Good point. I wonder if we can put some sort of cover on the roof?

[conceivesfrenzy]

What even is that?

[ hi, she's been here the whole time. ]

week 1 Saturday after like, everything.

[finalmix]

Can we agree that like, if any murder happens, this cabin can and should remain untouched? I would hate to sleep here knowing that it's been desecrated by blood.

[ joshua pls ]

[divector]

Right, I'm not good at cleaning, so I'd rather not have to cleanse everything after. Please think about the location.

[ this is a highly reasonable request ]

[finalmix]

Oh. [ he forgets he is no longer in Shibuya and needs to explain things. ] Noise is like, negative bits of Soul given a physical form that feed on negative emotions. They like to take the forms of animals or mythical creatures for some reason, the bird-shaped ones are particularly annoying.

[ that explanation is like B-grade but since when has josh ever been Helpful ]

[finalmix]

Like a dome? Should be good enough to keep the common ones out unless you're dealing with like. 6-foot tall giant phoenix-shaped bird monsters.

[divector]

[ a bird bigger than them all... ]

Could work. At that size though, maybe it'd be better to lure them away from the cabana than set up a bulky precautionary measure.

[finalmix]

What would you lure them away with, though?

[divector]

What would a six foot bird be distracted by anyway? I know seagulls like french fries, but I'm guessing that sort of bird won't be as easily satiated.

w2 post-investigation because. closes my eyes.

[finalmix]

hey besties so we're all still alive???

[ CLOSES MY EYES. ]

[divector]

morning! dozed off there but i'm awake now

wasn't planning on sleeping on a floaty but it worked out

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ she sends a very blurry selfie with a picture of a star golf ball with pink paint on it. ]

anyone wanna try licking the pink stuff and seeing what it is????????

ill pay you

[ there;s a blurry billy and lobelia in the back, also. don't question it. ]

[finalmix]

[ stares into the sun again. ]

with what money???

get one of those guys behind you to do it, bet they'll say yes ♥

[conceivesfrenzy]

ill give you money when we're done with this stupid thing


or ill do one of those tasks with you if they ask us to cuddle again ♡

theyre having a moment. id rather not get in the way

[finalmix]

you have money??? who did you rob

[ girl what, he couldn't even find yen in the cash registers. ]

[ ALSO. MAKING A FACE. ]

pass ♡

what kind of a moment are they having

[gravitys]

present, yeah.

[gravitys]

I can just kill those.

[ ???? ]

[gravitys]

The easiest way to do that is just to have a four-way truce. Kill people who don't fuckin' live here if you gotta.

[divector]

Well, that certainly is one way to handle tower defense.

week 2 pre-execution sleepover

[divector]

[ Time to make good on Chuuya's promise and have a sleepover! He's absolutely dragging in more pillow and blankets from who knows where, alongside various snacks from the cafe. ]

Hmm, am I missing anything? I don't mind hopping over elsewhere to grab a few more things.

[ Did he ask before he started doing all this? No, he actually didn't. ]

[gravitys]

[ HELP HIM he did promise and it's true there was no murder this week on their parts... ]

Fuck if I know, I've never had a sleepover.

[ Did Ibuki steal this shit ]